11:40 – took a break to hang iwth my buds. it was a lot more fun than liveblogging. all this shit is dumb.
11:09 – battery gonna die soon.
11;06 – annette benning wins best arms.
11:05 – alex bummed fincher lost.
11:02 – almost over, phew.
10:57 -
Robert
untill halle berry walked out
10:56 – “so there is just a huge tribute to lena horne to make up for the fact that there are no black nominees anywhere?”
10:55 – rip.
10:52 – i used to own every celine dion album. even the ones in french.
10:49 – ughhhhhh when will this be over!?!?!??!?!?!?
10:47 – have you heard randy newman’s albums? oh man, he’s killing it!
10:44 – they haven’t even done the in memorium.
10:42 – consensus on who is gonna win best feature: it’s either going to be an upset. or not.
10:31 – jude law and who is that other guy?
10:29 – oh so bob hope used to host this job. man i wish i was around for that.
10:28 – satin lapels are what define a tuxedo.
10:28 i’m back. billy crystal. i mean. everyone is thrilled to see him. standing ovation! franco having a meltdown int he back!
10:19 – i’m tired of liveblogging – bye!
10:18 - the craziest thing is happening on national television right now.
10:17 – larry’s first genuine laugh at the oscars! hermoine weasley mix!
10:16 – best short narrative. adorable. alex thinks someone was talking about him the other day. Sasha Gordon!
10:14 – fat man in a bowtie. looks better than he would in a tie? larry thinks so. also he thinks he has a nice haircut.
10:11 – its not james’ fault he’s so bad. he was busy writing poetry and studying. is james franco the worst host in larrys’ lifetime? anna thinks whoopi was worst host. larry: without fail, the arms look horrible. and i mean, she’s….
larry was about to say pretty but then he remembered he told me i couldn’t talk about how hot people were and so he can’t either.
10:07 – alex came in with a cat. thought it was a third one. turned out it was just the second. alex went to a philip roth reading the other day. larry tweakin!
10:05 – this really is the worst part of the oscars. anna just said: i forgot how boring the oscars are. they really just go on forever. larry: thats what happens when you have to appeal to everybody, you appeal to nobody. this is the dregs of the oscars, right here.
10:03 – i love randy newman. but imagine how cool it would be to be having sex to the song “you’ve got a friend in me”
9:55 – james franco is drunk? he looks like he’s not doing well. maybe realizing this is a big mistake?
9:52 – which commercials are are local and which are national? ??~?!?!?
9:51 – so full from so much cheese and bread. moving on to red champagne.
9:50 – how do you even spell mconoughey?
9:49 – larry: mcconoughey looks like he’s wearing fake tanner. when he showed up on the carpet they asked would you rather be surfing than at the oscars and mconoughey said: no i’m happy to be here.
9:47 – real life salt or sound mixer of salt?
9:46 – larry: mconoughey wins best bowtie of the night. better than reznor’s.
9:44 Larry: trent reznor looks fat on your screen. alex: trent reznor’s gotten fat lately. trent reznor, academy award winner, that is. trent reznor’s got a bowtie on.
9:43 – original score: intensity.
9:39 – i’m bored. the world won’t be here in 2020, bitch.
9:32 – the town in a way is the underdog in this situation.
9:30 – i’m just kidding. i told anna i wrote that and i’m afraid that i hurt her feelings. i was totes just kidding.
9:27 – fuck, anna is so annoying. she’s making me look up how old russell brand is.
9:26 – helen mirren speaks beautiful french!
9:52 – Anna “oh my god. our tv is really wide.”
9:24 – message of the oscars: anne can do everything.
9:23 – is anne going to sing?
9:20 – larry “oh did you see reese witherspoon’s arms on this tv? good thing her agent’s not in the room!”
9:20 – re: the king’s speech. everyone’s moms like it.
9:19 – larry likes this guy’s speech. its a king’s speech. this is a man with poise!
9:18 – anna is tickled by the line “i bloody well stammer”
9:14 – larry’s mom loves sorkin!
9:12 – oh things are about to get spiced up with two hunks. they have bowties. i don’t know about all white. – larry
9:07 – alex tried to whisper something to anna, she didn’t hear. he said nevermind.
9:06 – oscars should be lmited like the presidency. term limits.
9:05 – larry: big fat who cares. this is when the kids watch the oscars and the adults either go to the bathroom and have sex or pour themselves a drink. i think animations for kids.
alex: really?
larry: no i dont really think that but i think a lot of people are like “pixar this, pixar that”
9:02 – alex: justin, mila: terrible oscar banter. larry: anytime anyone talks about shrek, i lose interest.
9:01 – the young and hip oscars??? so bitchy!
8:59 – this is so cool! this is so fun! hope for when you’re older!
8:58 – larry: “that’s a girl, thank your director.”
8:57 – holy shit! melissa leo! it worked! anna suggests i do the same campaign as leo next year!
8:57 – these women are freaking out! waiting!
8:56 – he’s limber as hell!
8:55 – Alex is holding Anna’s leg tight. Alex: “is he off script right now?”
8:54: Melissa Leo = real life “For Your Consideration”
8:54: Larry – is he talking funny because of his strokes or because he’s deaf? Alex – no, he’s just doing a bit.
8:52 – someone in the room: “jesus christ he’s old.” larry: “even he’s wearing that terrible long tie…”
8:51 – there it is. that’s a tuxedo. thank you james. he’s classic hollywood. classic hollywood that’s what it’s all about for me.
8:50 – check out photos on imdb of movie premieres around 1999. look at neve campbells photos. thy are terrible! alex & anna started a tumbler to compile the favorites!
8:47 larry hates these non tuxedos he thinks they’re a harbinger of the end.most are perplexed that they are giving away such big awards at the beginning.
anna: what would you wear to the oscars
larry: i would wear a tuxedo man with a bowtie
alex: i saw robert downey jr wearing a bow tie
larry: thats cause he’s the coolest guy. and the most famous.
alex you gotta be really skinny to wear a bowtie you cant be fat or you’ll look like a clown. you gotta be like james franco to wear one.
anna: i think larry’s ok to wear a bowtie…
larry: this is a new thing, this long black tie is a new thing
anna: no its not regis philbin, millionaire, thats like 2000.
larry; yes when i say new i mean the 2000s. it used to be you wore a cumberbund.
alex: robert downey jr had a cumberbund
larry: robert down jr is a cool guy.
8:46 – the idea that he’s been holding that in his pocket, hoping he’ll win is very odd.
8:45 – tim burton, johnny depp impressions? anna thinks this guy looks “so sweaty…he looks so pale.”
8:43 – gone with the wind / titanic / and this year’s film:
8:41 – no gone with the wind oh well.
8:41 – the wizard of oz/?????? prediction.
8:41 – “tiny independent films?” yeah, right.
8:41 – why do people love grandmas so much? like, in general.
8:41 – dude, what if james franco won!?
8:40 larry “oy, if she knew what her arms looked like on this tv…she would not be happy.”
8:39 – anne hathaway changed her dress. what a cinderella. anna wants to know if its loud enough. i want to die. i love judy garland.
8:38 – other hosts? john stewart? steve martin? alec baldwin?
8:37 – anna says billy crystal was “funny.”
8:36 – i miss billy crystal. wtf is this? back to the future?
8:35 – overblogging. but seriously, i cant stop laughing because im so embarrassed. glass #2 of champagne.
8:35 – confused why they chose to have these people to host. to prove anne hathaway can do a lot of accents?
8:34 – anna fell asleep during inception.
8:33 – alec baldwin makes me laugh, its so terrible. i am embarrassed.
8:32 – Franco Parody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8:31 – general consensus from opening montage: white men.
8:30 its starting!!!! my reaction to Black Swan: I hate this fucking movie.
8:26 – who is this guy? he drank water while staring at how pretty this announcer is. tom hanks looks very dapper.
8:25 – roberto bennigni (sp??) acceptance in 1999: made anna embarrassed, made me want to win an oscar!
8:24 – this embarrasses me. so much.
8:23 – Larry “oh i forgot! the fat arm tv!” its true alex’s tv makes peoples arms look fat.
8:18 – for example: who is more famous? matt damon or robert downey jr. anna and i say matt damon. larry said: robert downey jr he has 2 superhero franchises.
8:17 – mila kunis is so pretty. this is a weird clip reel.
8:16 – were the people at the golden globes as famous as the people at the oscars?
8:14 – who is that? oh….gwenyth paltrow.
8:12 – nicole kidman!!! i really don’t like her.
8:10 – champagne toast! good conversation topic: i’ve never seen jurassic park!
8:09 – just absorbed how many snacks there are on this table!
8:07 – just arrived at alex & anna’s house. anna just asked if we wanted champagne. alex’s back hurts. sandra bullock looks pretty!